1 – The Pen Borrowers
They are always in the bank, common pen they won’t have. These people are very dangerous, once you lend them the pen, you might find it difficult to identify them. Once someone tells you , “Can I have your pen, believe me that is the last time you’ll see that pen. (except you’re lucky).
2 – The “I Dey Your Back” Team
Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking up slips(withdrawal or deposit); the first thing they all do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, “I’m at your back!” If care is not taken, eight people can tell you “I dey your back”. At the end of the day, they cause confusion…, “I don tell am I was here before u”… blah blah).
3 – The No Protocol Team
These kind of people don’t obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he’ll ask them to sit down and within 5mins they’ve completed their transactions while you still there.
4 – The Bank Door Rejects
These people will always have a problem with the bank door. You’ll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc; yet the machine keeps shouting: “Please go back!” My bros next time come to the bank unclad, biko,
5 – The Slip Wasters
This kind of people can waste slip, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb question. You see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common.
6 – The People From Another Planet
These people usually behave like dem no dey this world. Since 2 years, they will always be asking for today’s date, even after
telling them the correct date, they’ll ask someone else again. I tire for these people.
PLEASE WHICH NUMBER DO YOU FALL IN AMONG THE ABOVE
You must fall under one ooooooooo
